Me Update!

Last week there were no posts because "Wifey" and I took a one-week long luxury cruise which stopped at 4 wonderful, sunny, tropical ports-of-call. We did it to celebrate the end of law school, our stay in Nash Vegas, and that whole chapter of our lives. Internet was like 50 cents per minute at dial-up speed, so there was no way TheRealDookie was blogging from the boat. But now, reality has set back in, and yours truly is back to being broke, moody, iconoclastic, dissatisfied, and blessed by God to meet some of the weirdest people and have some of the most oddest experiences in recent memory. Stay tuned, fans, for more strange stories, prolific prose, and, apparently, additional alliteration. I may even throw in a few pictures from the boat, if I can afford to develop them!

-- The R.D.

P.S. -- It appears as if both the Staffman and The Magic Williams have stopped blogging! Join me in my quest to smash their writer's block! If you are a fan of either of them, leave them a comment to let them know how empty the blogosphere seems without them!