Current Event Haiku

The Super Bowl

The NFL refs
are in love with the Steelers
now they have six rings

The Bailout Package

Government spending
combined with cutting taxes
is not really change

Hero Pilot

Bird strike; engines fail
"We're going in the Hudson"
hundreds of lives saved

Sarah Palin's Recent Interviews (double)

Sarah talks good game
when the Presidential race
is not on the line

Where was all of this
when we needed you the most
go back to Juneau

Dunkin Donuts and McDonalds

Your coffee products
are as tasty as Starbucks'
my wallet thanks you