If it Looks Like a Duck, and Quacks Like a Duck.....

This morning my son asked me, "Daddy, why do you want to be a liar when you grow up?"

It took me a few moments....but then I realized what he was talking about.

"No, buddy. I'm studying to become a lawyer, not a liar."

How those damn tort-reform Nazis got to my kid at four years old, I'll never know......